ROBINHOOD
BUY

a coin of noble purpose

STEALS FROM
THE RICH.
PAYS THE POOR.

Hold $ROBINHOOD. The engine reads every holder's 30-day realized PnL on-chain. Down bad, and every payout sends thee coins, sized by thy losses. In profit? Thou art the rich. Thou shalt receive nothing.

BUY ON PUMP.FUN CHECK THY LOSSES ↓

no registration. no forms. poverty, finally profitable.

WANTED
the hooded robin
the hooded robin
last seen redistributing wealth
PAYS
THE POOR
Treasury pool —
Payout fuel —
Next payout —
Handed to the poor —
Buybacks —

THE POOR LIST

the deeper thy hole, the fatter thy cut · 0 poor of 0 holders
#peasant30d pnl sharereceived
counting the poor…

CHECK THY LOSSES

paste thy solana address. the ledger does not lie.

THE DECREE

  1. Buy $ROBINHOOD. Any amount. Even a copper.
  2. That is all. No registration. The engine sees every holder the moment the coins arrive.
  3. Every epoch it reads thy 30-day realized PnL straight from the chain. Thou canst not hide, and thou canst not fake it.
  4. Trading fees are claimed every minute and swapped into $ROBINHOOD. Every 5 minutes the purse is split among the poor, strictly by the size of their losses.

in profit → nothing, congrats. down bad → the treasury owes thee. your pain, priced in.